Some Things Ellen Has Said That I think Are Funny!
1) " I was in Yoga the other day and my shockers were all alined and I was looking
out my 3ed eye and everything I was soppossed to do....Its amazing what come's up in when you sit in that silence.............
Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of clorox Bleech"
2) Have You ever walked into a Plate Glass Door?......BAM!.....I Just slammed right
into that didn't I?.....Isn't that funnnny?.....Its just so clean and shinny!.....Someone should put a sticker there a Happy
face or something........Isn't that funnny?...........Oh My is that blood?.......I'm bleeding!!....Oh Isn't that funny?..........Can
you help me find my eye?.........I lost my eye! I Can Not find my eye!
That's Not all That I think she says that is funny! Just got to find more!!
